Okay, so apparently I'm some kind if god-modder now, because my characters always have some kind of super power or something, and her characters never have anything on mine. Because I have a tendency to heartlessly critique, or attempt to clarify in what is apparently a cruel and condescending way, yet she never says anything about my posts, I'm some kind of hypocritical bitch.

X person can't... well, y'know what? The main discrepancy I have is one of her characters pinning one of mine down, and it is described as "in a way they can't escape", sometimes with the added tag-line of "without falling flat on their face". Yet I'm the psycho god-modder? Or I have a problem with this description, because it very suddenly and to huge extremes goes into a rant on how impossibly good looking this person is. And they apparently get pissed at me for being uneasy with this sudden switch to extremes, and with me going ".. Well, no, this is mostly okay, jus' let me tweak these two sentences, okay good. <3"

"I'm not as good a writer as you!" is supposedly the excuse where I'm supposed to take pity upon her and stop being uncomfortable with anything she posts. Because she's "not as good a writer as me", that means that I should have no problem with any of this, or... what?

What do you want from me, then? I'm always doing something wrong, I'm always attacking her in some way. Because I think you should try to do this this way, I am attacking your ability to handle your life. Because I think you should be able to ask this person for a job reference, I'm suggesting you be a total rude bitch. Because I've been chatting with people online more than with you, I'm ignoring you and saying you are a useless friend, assuming you even are still a friend. Because I haven't been role playing with you aloud, it means I don't want to role play at all. Then I get back to our PM role play, and I make a few critiques, and suddenly I'm the bad guy AGAIN. I am so fscking sick of this, I wish I was the kind of person who could just fscking give up on people.

She's so fscking bipolar, all of a sudden the whole world is ending because of one stupid, trivial thing. I can't stand it when she does this-- for no apparent reason, spontaneously, everything I do is fail again. All said under the pretense of her claiming she's fail. How many times to I have to explain to her that "You never talk to me, I must be a terrible friend, omgwwwwhhhhhyyyyy" translates to "you're a terrible friend, you never talk to me any more and it makes me so depressed etc etc".

I should just be done with role playing with her entirely. :| Except then she'd bitch over that, and the whole fscking spiral would start over again. Just when I feel like I could live with her again, maybe even relatively happily, she fucking does this. I hate it.

Why am I a bad guy, for replying to "I'm not as good a writer as you" with "well, in my opinion, it'd be better if you did this"?</rant>